“University Dean Who Tried to Demote Pregnant Lecturer Faces Spectacular Firing in Nairobi”

Should you choose to play with your coin near a gaping toilet hole, make sure you have extra coins to spare. Should you challenge your master to a Kung-fu duel, ensure your health insurance is up to date, for you will surely need it. Dr. Karamu, the dean of studies at KeMU, Nairobi branch, found himself on the wrong side of fate when his attempt to have Penina Malide demoted to the kitchen backfired spectacularly. Both were lecturers, though Penina was still relatively new to the profession. He had once asked her out, to which she politely declined, explaining that she was married. This rejection angered him to the point of seeking any excuse to have her fired—or worse.

As expected, he overlooked the most important lesson in any conflict. Testing the waters can either lead to drowning or make it easier for your enemies to poison your drink. Or better yet, never overboil water unless you truly intend to pour it on your enemies’ faces.To Continue Reading, Click Here