“Go Back to Your Ancestors and Learn How to Please a Woman,” Lady Scolds Boyfriend After Bedroom Letdown in Kitui

Cate Mwende could not contain her frustration after her boyfriend failed to deliver the bedroom experience of a lifetime once again. Musyoka had boasted, multiple times during their numerous flirting sessions, that he was going to dislocate her pelvic girdle. He was confident he would take her to cloud nine. Unfortunately, she couldn’t even rise above sea level. She went in with high expectations, only to be left high on anger. He begged for a second chance, promising to go “beast mode,” but in less than five minutes, the beast was reduced to a mere wet cat. She flew into a rage and called Musyoka names, leaving him with no choice but to quietly get dressed and exit.
“You are but a child, toying with the idea of bedroom experience. I want someone who can prove, once and for all, that my trust in them is not misplaced. TO READ MORE, TAP HERE
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